The perfect survival technique

My bald son and I were sitting on the sofa watching tv while I nursed my baby. He looked at me and asked, "Mom, have you ever drunk milk from yourself?"

I looked at him in complete bewilderment and thinking that I didn't understand the question he motioned like he was holding a breast up from his chest and sucking on it. Nice. Every parent of a 10 year old boy should experience a moment like that one.

I responded, "No."

"But Mom, it totally would be a perfect cycle. You'd make the milk and you'd drink it. I mean, you could go live in a desert."

Brilliant. I don't know how I didn't think of that first.